You're probably thinking this is a story about Barney and cringing,
aren't you? Well relax, he's not blue, he's purple. No, what I am
talking about is the Pterodactyl that crapped on my car last week. You
see, I don't just love my little blue sports car, I'm pretty much
obsessed with it.
Growing up in South Dakota, I got my driver's
license at 14. I got my first car about 8 hours later, mainly because I
had to wait for the DMV office to open the next morning. It was a 1966
Dodge Charger and while it was pretty cool for the time, I traded it
soon after for my first blue sports car, an Opel GT.
The
Opel looked like a miniature Corvette and after I had spiffed it up
with some chrome wheels, it was pretty much the coolest thing on campus.
Unfortunately, it was also a rolling piece of junk. It soon became
obvious that I wasn't going to be able to afford the repairs of keeping
on the road while still in school and working part time. I sold it and
bought the perfect project car, a 1969 Chevy Camaro.
While the
Opel was a piece of junk, at least it was mobile. The Camaro needed
everything. I overhauled the engine, installed a new transmission,
stripped the disgusting faded green paint off, and repainted it, yep,
you guessed it, blue. You may wonder why I went through all that work,
but I loved doing that kind of thing, and besides, I got the car for
$500.
Fast
forward about 20 years and I'm at the car dealer with my wife. At this
point I had gone through minivans for the kid, small trucks for 4
wheeling, and a couple of sedans for people haulers. I was ready to get
back to my blue sports car. It wasn't a middle age thing, at least
that's what I told myself.
I picked out the Infiniti G35 Coupe,
in Caribbean Blue. It was very fast, it was cool looking, and I wanted
it. My wife on the other hand, decided that I couldn't have that. No,
no, that car didn't project the right image or something, so I had to
get the 4 door sedan version. To this day, I still don't know the real
reason, but in the interest of a stable marriage, I consented and drove
my brand spanking new "Dad car" home.
It was pretty fast, and it
was blue, but it wasn't really a blue sports car. Unlike a sports car,
the sedan didn't want to go out on the weekend and drive to the beach,
it wanted stay at home and go to the office. So after the wife and I
divorced, (no relationship to the car thing, really.. No, I mean it...
sort of), I finally got my new dream sports car. A 2009 Nissan 370Z in
"write me a ticket now" blue.
It's
the best blue sports car I've ever had, bar none, and I treat it like a
hangar queen. If there is a parking spot near the door to where I am
going, but the spot isn't at least three cars wide, then I'll park in a
lonely space over in the north fourty and walk. The last thing I want is
to have door rash on that beautiful blue paint job.